ON SOCIAL SITUATIONS: “I just like making things awkward for people. I’ll just mess with people.”
ON HIS BODY: “Every once in a while I just, like, give a good flex in the mirror, but I don’t look that good because I’m all pale and pasty.”
ON SCHOOL: “The teachers are trying to prepare us for college, and I just don’t care.”
ON MARRIAGE: “I’ll fight it as long as possible.”
HIS LISTED OCCUPATION ON MYSPACE: Underwater Welding
WHAT HE SAYS OTHERS SAY ABOUT HIM: “Don’t mess with him. He’s a wrestler.”
